"Court Jester"
You make me smile, you make me laugh, you kill me with your wit,
My cackle echoes throughout my castle, my inhaler is close when I need it!
We joke around and share some joy, you bring tears to my eyes,
Messing with losers in chat rooms, sharing recipes of pizza pies.
I am glad to have you in my court, hope you don't mind where you "stand",
You may be my court jester, but you're one helluva good looking man!!!